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A special mark in the cyber world of unique wallpapers and photo gallery By : Santa Banta Santabanta wallpapers are very famous with their visitors. They have unique outlook than the other wallpapers on the internet. The quality and the backgrounds of the wallpapers are main attraction for the viewers. It has free download so it’s easy for the viewers to download as many as wallpapers they want. Alexa Ratings: Who Do They Choose For Top Indie Cartoonist? By : Alexa Ferotina If I told you who I thought was my favorite cartoonist, you would, probably, in turn, tell me who is yours. And it woud be different. What I'm writing about is not favorite, but most popular, most viewed worldwide. I checked some analytical sites such as Alexa and others and found some good facts. Rick London is wining the race, but not by a long-shot. He is known for his surprises, so never say never, that he might fall into second. He has many creative tricks up his sleeve. Becoming A Cartoonist....Instead Of A Realtor By : Rick London Ms. London," I used to joke that the OB/GYN told my mom, "It's a Realtor". His nurse was holding me in her arms as my mom tried to smile. I was not a pretty baby. Really! My parents owned a very old real estate stable family real estate company and were from a generation where, if and when an offspring arrived, especially a male, they were born to be bred.that is, bred into the family business, not the prodigal offspring to which I eventually evolved. Cartoonist Rick London, A True Horatio Alger Story By : Alexa Ferotina I like to was nostalgically at my early jobs. Not many of them mean very much to me, and most I would rather forget. But not Rick London, the man who made the unbelievable Londons Times Cartoons happen out of thin air. He was not just a do-er but a teacher. This man, with no education other than the Mississippi public school district, which didn't offer much, taught me more than any college professor, including post grad profs. He was and is amazing. Cheer-Leadership or All I need to know about business I learned from Cheerleading By : Gisela McKay Thanks to teen movies, many people have this stereotypical idea of cheerleaders as being ditsy and mean. However, there are a great many life-lessons that can be learned during your time on the team that have surprising application in the business world. Cow Soup For The Soul By : Rick London The dog has traditionally been "man's best friend" but one must admit, the cow is the most fun, not to mention the most edible. And as a cow item collector, I feel the cow is possibly the funniest animal on the planet. Though this may be hard for some city-dwellers to fathom, I can assure you Mississippians and other inhabitants of the southeastern states were laughing at cows years before The Far Side. Double Peppermint Schnapps on the Rocks By : Kingston Amadan Many years ago when I was young, attractive and a viable commodity on the dating market, I was employed as a bartender. Believe it or not, I actually went to "school" to learn this trade. I was living in Las Vegas at the time, and I decided to attend a local bartending academy (translated - you pay us and we'll get you a job as a bartender). Easy Magic Tricks By : Michael Malega Interesting article about Easy Magic Tricks, tips, ideas, recommendations, to learn more on this topic check our web site that is all about Easy Magic Tricks… Eco-Friendly Business: Psychic & Financial Rewards By : Rick London Starting an "earth-friendly" business is not always as easy as it seems. I felt it would be an easy challenge for me, seeing that I had launched one of Mississippi's first health food stores. The Internet was still Arapnet and only used by the government, blogs didn't exist, and social networking meant handing out business cards. I paid high rent in a mall across from the local university. The local townsfolk felt I might be possessed to believe that natural products might be better than what Freedom to Act Crazy: What Are We Up To By : Rammy Johnson Get your foot smack down into loony behaviour. Think this means what others do? Wrong. Come and read how irrational you behave. Funny Dog & Cat Cartoon Products Benefit Animal Causes By : Rick London People are the dichotomy of dichotomies. We are very different and very alike in so many ways. I can't think of anthing can bring us closer together than a cute puppy or kitty. They seem to have a special spirit in which we all share the same care. Funny Jokes By : Radu Valentina Jokes have become such an integral part of our lives, yet no one really knows how the term ‘joke’ came into existence, or who cracked the first ever joke. No matter what part of the world you are from; there is always one person in the group that has an interesting anecdote or joke to offer. What is equally true is that jokes have a way of relaxing the entire group. Funny Quotes from Golfers By : Aazdak Alisimo Golf is a game of glory and humiliation. You can shoot a birdie on one hole and hit it onto the roof of a house on the next. They have yet to build the rollercoaster that can even remotely compare and golfers know it as these quotes show. Gag Cartoons: When Did They Begin? By : Alexa Ferotina In today's media, a cartoon is a piece of art, and usually humor is the "end game" . This usage dates from 1843 when England's Punch magazine applied the term to satirical drawings in its pages, The anchor illustrator was the legendary John Leech. The first of these parodied the preparatory cartoons for grand historical frescoes in the then-new Palace of Westminster. The original title for these drawings was Mr Punch's face is the letter Q and the new title "cartoon" was intended to be ironic, a Gary Larson Made Me Do It. By : Rick London I loved my years of living on Capital Hill in Washington, D.C. I was your typical hippie-turned-yuppie. Still thought like a sixties, guy, dressed like an eighties one. I liked my paycheck more than a bag of pot or the Beatles White Album. Going Bonkers With Baubles, Berries & Bells By : Theolonius McTavish Going Bonkers With Baubles, Berries & Bells --Or, Beware of Blackberries, Cell phones and Laptops!-- Hilarious Jokes to Lighten Your Mood By : Steven Jeny In a rut? Grumbling about all the nonsense in your life? Switch to decaf and lighten up a bit. Easier said then done, eh? Well, give these jokes and quotes a read. They should do the trick. How Time Flies When I Am In A Hurry By : Rev. James L. Snyder Have you ever noticed that when you are on vacation time goes by rapidly? According to my calculations (and I'm the first to admit I didn't do well in calculus), the average minute during vacation time is less than 20 seconds. This is one reason time goes by so quickly on vacation. How to Find Good Jokes Anywhere By : James Kara Murat How do you keep a blonde in suspense? Anyway, there is a whole bunch of ways to find good jokes for just about any occasion How To Make The Most Of Your Disability By : Rick London It seemed like only yesterday that I was living in Washington, D.C., working in corporate America, waking up at 6 am, rushing with my coffee while I brushed my teeth and put on my pinstripe suit and yellow power tie, and drove to work, arriving before rush hour. Only to be stressed out the rest of the day and night. Labels That Brink On Silliness By : Samson Bateson Many reckless lawsuits are pushing companies into using labels on their products that just seem silly. While labels should provide useful and relevant information like instructions, warnings and ingredients, sometimes the wording used on these labels seems a little off kilter. Land of the Rising Gas By : Kevin Burns Few people stop to think much about it when they fart. Unless it happens on a crowded elevator,then everyone thinks about it. You may not have pondered the fact that there are over 400 different kinds of gas in one human fart Laughing At Stupid Films Good For Your Heart - Study By : Jan Michaels Hey fatso! Are you worried that you'll eventually blob away into a huge clump of cholesterol and die of a giant coronary? Screw exercise - a scientist has said that watching Kingpin is just as good for your heart. Laughter is the best medicine and secret of remaining healthy By : Santa Banta Jokes are supposed to be funny and make people laugh. There are all kinds of jokes, such as riddles, poems, stories, pictures all with the same result laughter. When a person tells a funny joke, this often refers a memory in someone else and pretty soon, you have a whole room of people telling jokes. Learn How To Write A Comic Book By : Chris Kettelson Most comic book fans dream about the day that they can publish a comic book of their own. Maybe you are one of those enthusiasts and have toyed around with the idea but have never actually finished a book. Writing a comic book takes discipline, creativity, and dedication. Writing a comic book is a creative field and takes some practice but don't let this scare you off! Life Is Boring In That Bubble By : Nicole Dean From Seinfeld - Jerry: He's a bubble boy. George: A bubble boy?! Susan: What's a bubble boy?! Jerry: He lives in a bubble! George: BOY! When I consider everything good that’s happened in my life, it’s all been due to taking risks. When you look at your dreams, do they require you to sometimes be uncomfortable? To stretch outside of your safe zone – outside of your ‘bubble’? Absolutely! Do you want to hear a confession? The first few times Kelly McCausey asked ... Marching Along By : Deanna Mascle 10 multiple choice trivia questions about the month of March My Parents Wanted A Realtor So I Became A Cartoonist By : Rick London "Congratulations, Ms. London," I used to joke that the OB/GYN told my mom, "It's a Realtor". My parents owned a very old real estate stable family real estate company and were from a generation where, if and when an offspring arrived, especially a male, they were born to be bred.that is, bred into the family business, or made to be the prodigal son. Naughty Ecards Are A Fun Way To Flirt By : Fabian Toulouse Some people appreciate a little naughtiness in their lives-nothing too overly dirty, but something a little bit risqu that makes them smile. For them, video ecards are a lot of fun. Screamingly funny, irreverent, and sometimes just plain weird, there are some to really tickle your inner playboy (or girl!) Opposites Do Attract By : Jan Michaels I've come to the conclusion (and it's only taken me 50 years) that Opposites DO Attract! Psychology of jokes By : Mar Why do we laugh at jokes? Put The Smackdown On Scrooge By : Jan Michaels Every year I am amazed at the range of emotions that occur during the Christams Season. Everything from extreme joy, to extreme depression. And the worst of it is the people that choose to skip the holidays or just go thru the motions of what Christmas is all about. For those folks I've listed their 'Scrooge-isms' in the hope of putting the spirit of Christmas back into perspective! Santa Banta - Two characters that are now synonymous with Punjab & Punjabi humor By : Santa Banta Santabanta.com’s strength lies in its inherent humor. For santabanta.com humor is very serious business indeed. However, in case you are thinking that this website is all about jokes, and then when you visit santabanta, you will be delightfully surprised because you’ll find much more than that here. Santa Banta Two Punjabi Comedy Characters By : Santa Banta You will stumble across a treasure trove of entertainment. Because at Santabanta.com, you will come across Bollywood in a big way! There are profiles of actors and actresses; Bollywood legends down the ages and biographies of the who’s who of the film industry. The Art Of Cyber-Branding By : Rick London There was a time before the Internet when trying to brand one's own product or service was virtually impossible unless one was looking at a huge trust fund with his or her name on it. The Internet has turned that upside down and now, with online print-on-demand services, there is no excuse to not have one's own brand. The Zen Of Cartoon Humor By : Rick London Humans are visual animals. We react to what we see. And to a lesser degree, we are auditory. Sounds can cause a reaction. The Zen Of Humor And Cartooning By : Rick London Humans are visual animals. We react to what we see. And to a lesser degree, we are auditory. Sounds can cause a reaction. On stage artists have the advantage of us cartoonists, so we have to work twice as hard to get your attention. Top Six Funniest Cartoons On The Internet By : Alexa Ferotina Funny is what funny does. But what is the real king of comedy? You might be surprised that more people view newspaper and Internet cartoons than all the funny movies, sitcoms, late night shows, and stand-up comedians if they were all lined up side-by-side. Top Ten Reasons My Parents Didn't Want Me To Be A Cartoonist By : Rick London The maternity nurse's aid held me in front of my mom in the hospital bed. I'd just entered this world not more than a few hours earlier. It was 1954. "Congratulations, Ms. London," I used to joke that the OB/GYN told my mom, "It's a Realtor". My parents owned a very old real estate stable family real estate company and were from a generation where, if and when an offspring arrived, especially a male, they were born to be bred.that is, bred into the family business, or made to be the prodigal so Ultimate Geek Meter By : Jan Michaels Are you concerned that you may be a geek, but just aren't sure? Well then you should take the Ultimate Geek Meter and find out once and for all if you should come out of that closet and embrace your geekhood! Ways to tell someone their fly is open By : Jan Michaels Have you ever been in the embarrassing position of walking up to someone and seeing their fly is open? Not really sure what to say without things getting too uncomfortable? Well, you are in luck because I've compiled a list of things to say when the barn door is open ... What About Free Laughter…Online? By : Lapovita Cosmin We live in a stressful world! From the time you go out from your house to the time you arrive in your office, it is certain that you will encounter at least one incident that would stress you out. When snail mail ment something By : Jan Michaels Some of us reading this may not realize that before email, there was just the United State Post Office delivering our precious mail thru rain, sleet, snow and dogs with bad attitudes. And even if it took them 50 years (yep, it really happened) they would deliver you're mail to whomever was still alive by then. Well, the post office still delivers mail, but now we have options … yes, I'm talking about email, which has revolutionized the way we send and receive mail. Why Laughing At Lawyers Is Fun...Until We Need One By : Rick London Admittedly, cartoonists should not have the final say on law. I am a cartoonist, so I will have the semi-final say, if I may please the court. I find myself in the precarious position of writing about law. Though I do take the law seriously, I find humor in it as well. And I believe I have carte blanche to do so. Why People Should Salute The Far Side's Gary Larson....Still By : Rick London When in the mood, I can talk about my favorite Far Sides all night, Only several humorists influenced me greatly before Londons Times Cartoons became my pet prroject. Others who influenced me a great deal were the original cast members of Saturday Night Live, a former roommie in New York, Patrick Weathers (who also was a featured performer on SNL in the early 1980's) Steven Wright, Dick Van Dyke and Mary Tyler Moore, Jack Benny, George Burns and Gracie Allen, Lucy, Rowan & Martin, Peter Seller Work At Home Moms And Stress By : Nicole Dean How stressed are you really? Take this quiz to find out. Mark as many of the items below that you identify with. _ Calgon! Take me away! What would you give for a vacation right now? If you named a body part, then you’re feeling too stressed. _ I’ve fallen and I can’t get up. Is this how you feel in the morning when the alarm goes off? _ Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz…oh what a relief it is. Are you experiencing stomach aches, headaches, or other physical signs of stre... World-Famous Cartoonist Shares Tips On Being Funny By : Rick London Being funny is not necessarily something with which someone is born. No, it does not hurt, but it it can prevent some major hurdles. In a nutshell, before one even thinks about trying to become funny, that is, if they are naturally not funny, is to learn about editing, and the fact that other people want the punch line and want it fast. You May Be A Drunk If... By : Jan Michaels Have you heard "You drink too much" from friends or you're significant other? Need some way to determine if this is true or not? Well, here is a list of signs that you may (or may not be) a drunk! You Might Be From A Small Town If... By : Jan Michaels Heres some helpful information to help you decide if you fit into the "small town" mold. Remember .. theres no shame in coming from a small town ... unless everybody in town was your relative ...

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